If

By Andrew Kwok

IF I WERE DUMB,
AND STILL HAVE THE ONE I LOVE,
MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE FUN.

IF I WERE DUMB,
ALL THE ATTENTION WOULD BE MINE,
ALL THE GOOD WOULD BE MINE,
I WOULD FEEL JUST FINE.

IF I WERE DUMB,
MY WIFE WOULD NEVER YELL AT ME,
MY MOM WOULD NEVER BLAME ME,
MY DAD WOULD NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ME.

IF I WERE DUMB,
I WOULD HAVE NO STRESS IN MY LIFE,
THERE WOULD BE NO WRONG OR RIGHT,
AND ALMOST EVERTHING WOULD BE JUST THE WAY I LIKE.