HOW TO LOSE CONTROL OF A CLASS

 

IN 16 EASY LESSONS!!

 

 

  1. Let students form the habit of calling out questions and remarks whenever the spirit moves them.
  2. Argue with students.
  3. Attempt to teach without the full attention of the entire class.
  4. Do not prepare a lesson plan.
  5. Give most of your attention to one or two students during a class discussion.
  6. Accept all written work, no matter how poorly it is done and never correct it or return it to students to be rewritten.
  7. Express to students that you do not care if they learn.
  8. Do not establish classroom procedures.
  9. Do not ever admit that you made a mistake.
  10. Jump to conclusions before you have all the facts.
  11. Insist that students respect all rules and regulations, but allow yourself to consistently violate them.
  12. Demonstrate that you do not like your students.
  13. Do not show interest in the world your students live in.
  14. Be consistently suspicious of your students.  Do not accept that they have made an honest mistake.
  15. Be a nag.  Never be satisfied with giving a reprimand only once.
  16. Accept no responsibility for the behavior of children outside your classroom.